We've all been in the situation where we've received a Christmas present that has literally left us speechless. Maybe the present was odd (like the iPod cover designed to look like a hymn book), overly useful (the baking tray given by a hopeful family member) or simply beyond description...Indescribable! Someone perceptively said, 'Christmas is a season of emotional family ties - especially when you have to wear them!' Another friend commented: 'Christmas is a time when we exchange a whole lot of gifts we really like - for a load we don't want!' J John looks at the ultimate gift.