With the continuing success of Dilbert strips, books, and merchandising, it's clear to everyone in the workplace that the corporate world isn't what it used to be. This humorous instructional book provides readers with tips on how to impress their bosses and upper management without crawling; how to handle tricky situations and cover their assets; how to get that long-awaited promotion; how to ask for the much-needed raise; how to break the bad news to a superior that they've screwed up; how to work with people at their level or below; what to do when treated unfairly by superiors; how to stay clear of water cooler gossip; and how to deal with working in the 1990's politically correct workplace.