Free your ch'i! All hell's breaking loose in Shanghai. Amateur sleuth and feng shui master C. F. Wong and his over-enthusiastic assistant Joyce are setting up a new branch of the Union of Industrial Mystics when a group of vegan terrorists threatens to blow up the city and two visiting presidents. The oriental, occidental and accidental collide as Wong and Joyce try to save the city, the presidents and an explosive white elephant. A bestselling author throughout Asia, Vittachi's fast and furious satire always entertains.