In need of a 'Secret Santa' gift but can't face going into town again? I'm Dreaming of a Shite Christmas alphabetically dismantles the festive season with gentle wit, a sprig of surreal humour and a big dollop of cranberry sauce. Learn the real significance of the Blue Peter advent crown, why Santa is responsible for your junk mail and just how early one can start drinking on Christmas morning (hint: move the clocks forward an hour). Illustrated throughout with festive photos and guaranteed not to shed any needles on your carpet, it's the ideal Christmas 'panic buy'!