Celeste (actor, writer, comedian) has put all the words she has ever learnt into this book, yet her publishers still want an author bio (exhausted face emoji). I wrote a whole book on who I am and you can basically see my whole life on Instagram! What more do you people want from me?! As a starting point, Celeste is happily married (sorry fellas), a mum to two cute and full-on boys, an evil stepmum to two teenaged girls, and is more of a dog person - she never really understood the whole cat thing.