Once again Ben Trovato, South Africa's best satirical writer, has written a title that guarantees to make readers burst out in uncontrollable fits of laughter. This time around he discusses various types of crime in South Africa, including exquisite pieces on perlemoen poaching, arson and drunk driving. He gives his trusted advice on how to secure your home, how to act in life-threatening situations, and how to survive acts of God, to name a few. Trovato lives in Sea Point and writes a regular column for The Cape Times. He is sponsored by Cobra Beer and trains homing seagulls in his spare time. He is looking forward to the day that one returns.