Nicknamed "dazzler", Darren Gough is one of the first names on the England teamsheet. His never-say-die attitude has made him a firm favourite with both team mates and fans. At his best, he is a bowler of genuine pace and hostility - as his hat-trick gainst Australia in the final test of the 1998-1999 series testifies. This text is the autobiography of England's talismanic fast bowler - a favourite of the barmy army and one of England's most consistently dangerous bowlers.