It's best to tell a Sporty Girl

That she's the one for you

Cos if you don't

She'll grab your wrist

And break your arm in two

Purple Ronnie's Little Book of Girls is full of all sorts of secrets about girls, gleaned through extensive research by Purple Ronnie. For example, posh girls always give each other very embarrassing nicknames such as Flopsy and Pooey, and girly girls always cry when they get married. It is a perfect stocking filler for girls to keep, or to give to the boys in their lives.