If we lose a game I don't kick doors, the cat, or Even journalists Arsene Wenger Haiku is football, coaching and life... in 17 syllables. With two decades of wisdom at the helm of Arsenal FC, this is a wonderful celebration of his most legendary quotations in small, but perfectly formed short poems. On captains, players, critics; managers, referees and wine-tasting: Arsene Wenger Haiku encapsulates the knowledge, wisdom and sophistication of Arsenal's greatest coach and reveals the innermost thoughts of English football's most cerebral mind.