My lifelong ambition had been to follow in the footsteps of my childhood heroes, Copernicus, Galileo, Newton and Einstein, and to write a book that would add to the corpus of human knowledge and change the course of civilisation. But following my latest epiphany, I raised my sights even higher with this expose of humanity's stupidity, obsession with trivia, and its irrelevance in the Universe as we stumble along our road to oblivion...