Essential Football Swear Words: In Five Languages Paul Burgess
This must-have little book for serious fans of the beautiful game contains all of football's favourite swear words and most creative insults. What's more, they are all translated into four languages (including German, of course) so they can be used at most major international matches! Featuring classic footballing wit as well as totally original cheap shots to put you at the top of your game, it has all you need to impress friends and guarantee enemies.