How to Embarrass Teachers Paul Cookson
Ever cringed at something your teacher has said or done? Then these poems are for you! Now's the time to find out how a well-placed whoopee cushion (amongst other things) can make your teacher squirm . . .
Biting Mad
I love to make my teacher mad,
I love to make him shout
'cos when his tongue gets tangled up
his new false teeth fall out!
Celia Gentles