This work presents a modern interpretation of the ancient guide to love-making, from the Office of the Deputy Prime Minister, the Rt Hon John Prescott MP. "Tantric Phone Sex: Phone sex" is a common enough diversion for lovers the world over. However, this "tantric" version used with Tracey Temple can take many, many hours due to the DPM's inability ever to utter a coherent sentence. "The Bawdroom" - in which Prescott shags his lover on the boardroom table once used by the Admiralty (Tracey said he groped her in this room), as the portraits of distinguished Navy figures look on. "Admiralty Arch-Back - where Prescott stands to attention and his girlfriend salutes him as they have sex standing up at his flat in Admiralty Arch paid for by the taxpayer. Hilarious sex positions and kinky games such as Two Gags, National Yolk and The Bumbachumba will raise more than just a mere smile. Illustrated with amusing cartoons, this really is an entertaining and unique little book.