Leisure Kevin Sampson
For Hilary Hughes, this holiday to the Costa del Sol is the last throw of the dice. She's done everything for husband Shaun since his accident, but he only seems to grow more reclusive. If she can't make the breakthrough soon she's going to have to think hard about their future.But for fat, ebullient Pasternak the holiday is not going to plan. All of his mates have copped off on the first night leaving Pastie to nurse his woeful secret- he's never even kissed a woman. So when Millie from Nijmegan takes a shine to him he's torn between unbridled lust and paralysing terror. Only a combination of Depth Charges, Ecstasy and Abba can help him to his ultimate goal. A shag.While Hilary keeps up her exercise regimen, Shaun is cursing the selfish holidaymakers who crash about at five a.m. in the flat above him. He wants retribution.Maggie MacLaren is a holiday rep. She sticks at the job for one reason only- to stop na ve British girls falling prey to the local gigolos. When Maggie sees Shaun Hughes spreading jam on his neighbours' balcony to attract insects, she thinks she's found a soulmate. For anyone who has ever sampled the brash vulgarity, the rampant xenophobia and the effusive human