Streetwise Jack-the-lad hero Roy Angel is bored; so his fashion designer partner Amy gets him involved in her latest project - working on a big budget American movie being filmed at Pinewood in darkest Buckinghamshire. With his unerring knack for being in the right place at the wrong time, Angel discovers that the mishaps dogging the film are anything but accidental. And the heart-throb star of the film seems especially at risk, from two separate groups of very fanatical fans and his own personal Internet stalker. Angel is faced with life on the celebrity A-list, baby-sitting a rich, handsome and talented film star, mingling with the sexiest of actresses and going to party after party. It's a dirty job, but somebody's got to do it.