Country Lover: Quotes, Jokes and Advice for the Enthusiast Tim Fenton
'And now here are the results of the Sheepdog Trials. All the sheepdogs were found not guilty.' Keith Waterhouse
Is your idea of a dirty weekend being knee-deep in mud in the Lake District? Whether you were born in a barn or a concrete jungle, celebrate all things rural with this down-to-earth collection of quotes, jokes and advice for the countryside enthusiast.