If your granny were a little bit, well, different from other grannies, would you want to change her ...or would you end up deciding you love her just the way she is? In this rhyming text, a little girl - whose granny is (whisper it) a witch - gets fed up with dealing with the problems she creates, so she tries to reform her; but a reformed granny is bored and boring. Maybe it's more fun to take the bats to the cinema or to cook up a big pot of gloopy soup with granny's witchy friends after all!