A satirical review of differing types of annoying neighbours. The book focuses on behaviours and what to look out for when choosing a home. In theory, you would choose to live in a home, and it is your sanctuary from all the stresses and strains of life. However, your neighbourhood is rather like parking your car and having some random person parking their car next to you. If you are lucky, it will be a beige metallic 3 door hatchback carefully aligned next to your car. If you are unlucky, it will be a school minibus with a slightly incompetent teacher with a poor sense of judgement who is preoccupied with 16 rowdy youths and the next OFSTED inspection. The Great British Neighbour Dispute expands upon the theme of living in your property with a random selection of people who happen to be your neighbours. The selection is worrying wide and covers a range of characteristics. We have the Inquisitor who will appear when you happen to be at your lowest point in your life. The Social Leader will organise everything in your street whether you like it or not. The Inquisitor who strives to gain an encyclopaedic profile of everyone else in the neighbourhood ready for the remote chance of a visit from the press should there be a scandal. The book then branches out to property developers with exciting (or frightening) developments to maximise the asset to its full potential. It is the ultimate guide to show all the potential horrors when choosing a new home. Quite simply if you are buying a home costing hundreds of thousands of pounds, or committing to a lease contract, this is the must read book so you know what you are letting yourself in for.