Books by Kylie Pilrig

Kylie Pilrig left school aged thirteen pregnant with her second child. Since then, she has produced four more bairns - all with different fathers and all named after her fav pop stars, natch! Britney has recently made Kylie a granny for the first time and looks set to follow in her mother's ned-like footsteps. Darius, however, could well be the black sheep of the family as, at the age of twelve, he can actually spell his name right most of the time. Ex-car-thief Keanu McGlinchy has been a ned since the age of three when his mother found a fake Burberry baseball cap in the close and he's never looked back - unlike his baseball cap. Fluent in ned speak and well versed in potential fashion faux pas such as forgetting to tuck your trackie bottoms into your Nike trainers, the only problem he had with writing this book was how to explain to his ned mates the concept of being paid to do something.