Bernard O'Shea is a lucky man. He owes his life to his long-suffering wife, Lorna. She has nicknamed him 'The Feckin' Eejit' because of the ongoing crises he puts her and their three small children through almost every day.

From the time Bernard walked into a glass door on their first holiday together, to 'The Great Dishwasher Row of 2009'; Bernard's various attempts at pre-wedding weight loss, and the trials of grocery shopping with children; a disastrous caravan holiday in rural Ireland, and the perils of mixing colours in the wash, this is a hilarious account of the trials and tribulations of family life, made all the harder when you're married to a 'Feckin' Eejit'. If you thought your marriage was hard, wait until you see theirs!