Princess Bum-Bubble by Catherine Vase
Princess Gwendolina is the most beautiful, the most charming, the most princessy princess anyone has ever seen. But she is also the pongiest, the noisiest, the most embarrassing... Yes, Princess Gwendolina PARPS. All the time. Constantly. The King and Queen are beside themselves - a parpring princess will never find a husband... will she? This trouser-tooting tale is a right royal delight for all the family.