When it comes to clothes many seem to share a rare talent for scoring hilarious own goals. For the very first time, in all their glory, Dodgy Football Fashion brings you the outrageous collection of professional footballers' what not to wear. From crushed velvet flares that scream Do my balls look big in theseA to jumpers we wouldn't even use for goalposts. It's a dressing-up room packed with surprise faces and jokers who would be up front in any manager's foul fashion formation.