In more than twenty books and calendars, Kathryn and Ross Petras have established their brand as the sine qua non of inane utterances, and themselves as the guardians of the flame of stupidity. Just when you thought they couldn't get any funnier, they have: The Stupidest Things Ever Said Book of Top Ten Lists compiles the best of the best - the stupidest of the stupidest - quotations from their calendars (never before available in book form) along with hundreds of new entries from print, broadcast, and other sources, organized and ranked in side-splitting top-ten lists. From Game Show Contestants (No. 4: Family Feud host: Name an invention that has replaced stairs. Contestant: The wheel.) to Bureaucratic Blather (No. 5: Exit access is that part of a means of egress that leads to an entrance to an exit - government fire-prevention pamphlet for homes for the elderly), these masters of moronic misstatement have at last delivered their magnum opus.