I'd Rather be a Footballer by Paul Cookson
This fantastic collection features all of Paul Cookson' s most popular poems, including 'Superman Dog', 'The Toilet Seat HasTeeth' and 'The Amazing Captain Concorde'!
SHORT VISIT, LONG STAY
The school trip was a special occasion
But we never reached our destination
Instead of the Zoo
I was locked in the loo
Of an M62 service station.