THE WIT AND WISDOM OF REALITY TV will include the famous and, more importantly, the infamous quotes from six years of reality TV shows. Who can forget such characters as Jade and Helen from BIG BROTHER or Paul Dannan from CELEBRITY LOVE ISLAND? Marvel again at the shear cringe-worthy bitchiness and dumb and dumberer quotes from Britain's best: General Knowledge...'Who composed Beethoven's 5th symphony?' 'Ummm ...Errrrr ...' Lady Isabella Hervey, CELEBRITY LOVE ISLAND On Politics...'I don't eat hummus anymore since they named a terrorist organisation after it.' Vanilla Ice, THE FARM On Geography...'Have they got seasides in Birmingham?' JADE, BB3 The book not only provides lots of laugh-out-loud funnies, but includes a countdown of reality TV's top 25 insults and boy, are they good. This book belongs in every loo in the land ...a bit like some of the contestants.