Finally, a stylish and edgy antidote to cheesy Mother's Day gifts, from the authors of the cult bestselling This Diary Will Change Your Life . The Mother's Book is a funny, fully-illustrated treasury of everything the modern mother needs to fulfil her duties. Includes:

* Ranking your children in order of preference

* How to pick an appropriate babysitter

* Making kids love unpalatable vegetables using reverse-psychology

* How best to criticise other people's offspring

* A glossary to help decipher teenage grunting

* Dealing with bullies: how to bully them yourself

And much more. Perfect for mothers with a sense of humour.