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Des MacHale is an Associate Professor at University College, Cork and the author of forty humour books. He has been collecting witty remarks for thirty years and the Wit series is a monument to his devotion - and great sense of humour. He is a regular delegate at humour conferences the world over. He lives in Cork, Ireland.

If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.; - Abraham Lincoln; Every day I get up at the crack of noon.; - Lucille Ball; If you want sex, have an affair. If you want a relationship, buy a dog.; Julie Birchill; Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.; - Sigmund Freud.