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The Chap Almanac Gustav Temple

The Chap Almanac By Gustav Temple

The Chap Almanac by Gustav Temple


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Summary

In the tradition of Old Moore's Almanac, this title is packed full of handy hits for chaps everywhere, from Do It Yossouf: How to Get your Moroccan Manservant to Do your DIY to How to Keep your Skin Pale whilst on summer holiday.

The Chap Almanac Summary

The Chap Almanac: An Esoterick Yearbook for the Decadent Gentleman by Gustav Temple

From the authors of The Chap Manifesto comes a yearbook for the sleek of trouser and loose of moral. Sartorius, Epicurus, Libido ...these are the signs of the Chap zodiac. If the manifesto was a call to arms - gentlemen of the world unite, you have exquisite manners to maintain! - then the almanac is a practical guide on how to uphold these standards through the year. In the tradition of Old Moore's Almanac, this title is packed full of handy hits for chaps everywhere, from Do It Yossouf: How to Get your Moroccan Manservant to Do your DIY to How to Keep your Skin Pale whilst on summer holiday. Each month is accompanied by a Chapist sign of the zodiac including; Libido (February), The Fellow who Devotes the Entire Month to Lascivious Pursuits; and Antiquarius (October), The Collector of Dusty Tomes who Settles Down to a Winter of Literary Pursuits. Elsewhere, Gustav Temple, Vic Darkwood and their team of writers guide us through the potentially tricky dates of the year, such as March 16th, the anniversary of the first FA Cup Final of 1872, with advice on How to Deflect Conversations About Football, as well as dates to take advantage of, including February 29th, How to Encourage a Lady to Propose to You During a Leap Year.

The Chap Almanac Reviews

* Praise for THE CHAP MANIFESTO 'It is meant to be a joke but, frankly, makes more sense to us than anything we've chanced across in ages. Inspired.' JOCKEY SLUT 'In a world so utterly devoid of spiritual meaning and good manners it can only be a matter of time before millions are clamouring to follow The Sacrements Of Grooming and The Way Of The Trouser. Alas, so very few are chosen.' SLEAZENATION.COM

About Gustav Temple

Gustav Temple and Vic Darkwood live in a splendid set of rooms in Pimlico with their eccentric Egyptian factotum, Felicien. Virtually unemployable, Temple and Darkwood while away their days translating the Bhagavad-Gita into instructions for their tailor, and designing labour-saving devices such as the Martinismade and the hands-free snuff box.

Additional information

GOR001362613
9780007146437
0007146434
The Chap Almanac: An Esoterick Yearbook for the Decadent Gentleman by Gustav Temple
Used - Very Good
Hardback
HarperCollins Publishers
20021007
144
N/A
Book picture is for illustrative purposes only, actual binding, cover or edition may vary.
This is a used book - there is no escaping the fact it has been read by someone else and it will show signs of wear and previous use. Overall we expect it to be in very good condition, but if you are not entirely satisfied please get in touch with us

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