'Get any presents?'

'Yeah, me Aunty Jean got me a goat, but they delivered it to somewhere in Africa... unbelievable.'

Thinking about buying a present yeah? The Modern Toss Christmas Special is the perfect stocking filler or 'secret Santa' gift: a collection of the very best yuletide jokes from the creators of Channel 4's hit comedy show Modern Toss. These gloriously rude cartoons are not for the faint-hearted but they are 'very, very funny' ( Independent on Sunday). From Mr Tourette's special Christmas sign for Noel Edmonds to the Drive-By Abuser's best wishes for the festive season, all of your favourite Modern Toss characters are here to help you see out the old year with a bang. WARNING: Contains language actually used amongst families at Christmas.