Only now has Ron Manager decided the time is right to publish, because only now has he found a publisher with big enough brown envelopes. In this autobiography Ron Manager, the comic creation of Paul Whitehouse, lays down the law as only he can: what sort of sheepskin coats should a manager wear? Phrases you should never be caught using, and how he saved Fergie's career and later persuaded the Queen to knight him. Manager's role in modern football is quite unique, only now can his real influence be revealed.