Rory Motion has been delighting audiences for more than ten years with his stage show: a surreal collection of humorous poems, tree impressions, songs and deadpan monologues, a number of them featuring Eric, the epononymous papier mach? horse. Here, between the covers for the first time, we can sample the best of Motion, from his now classic 'Albert and the Rave' to his very latest inventions. If you've ever wondered about the role of chutney in Tantric sex, or the inner life of a Viking, or what you might say to Bob Dylan on a chance encounter in a wholefood store, this is the stocking filler for you.