From the creators of the Worst-Case Scenario and the Action Hero's Handbook comes the essential guide to what to do if you wake up in the Oval Office as president of the United States. A cross between The Worst-Case Scenario and, perhaps, Teach Yourself to Dream, How to Be President teaches you the nuts and bolts of what to do if you wake up in the Oval Office. Where IS the Oval Office? Where's the bathroom? What if you get hungry in the middle of the night? From how to read a teleprompter to where to sit and how to shake hands at state dinners; presidential helicopters, jets, motorcades, the ins and outs of the secret service, all are revealed in easy to follow, illustrated instructions. With sidebars on historical presidential gaffes, favourite vacation spots, etc.