A parody of an old story, its sequels, their prequel sequel and its sequel prequels. In one book. Long, long, long, long ago in a galaxy far, far, far, far away...(Well, when I say long ago, I mean quite a long time ago; for instance, not right at the beginning of the Universe because everything was very hot then and the highest form of life was a sort of worm...) A story of unbelievable heroism, unspeakable villainy, where new but appallingly familiar characters mess about in a hilarious struggle of good versus evil using loads of cool machines. Meet Princess Liar, a heroine with a problem with the truth, Dark Visor, a mutant with a motorcycle, Choccibikki the Cookie and Hans Zup, a surrender-oriented hero and their ship The Millennium Bug. All will have a hand in the destiny of a young bartender when the droids DoRaymefar and SolaTeedo come to town...