Meet Jeffrey and Janice as they tackle the coming of the years with (dis)grace. They used to climb mountains; now they steady themselves to fart. Isn't ageing mainly just resetting passwords, anyway? See them embrace a bathroom support bar and discover Google, as, just like fine cheese, they get stinkier and squishier with age. This hilarious gift book, inspired by a bestselling greetings card collection, is sure to bring out the Jeffrey and Janice in us all.