How to Remodel a Man: You Know it's Impossible But You Want to Try Anyway by W. Bruce Cameron
Bruce Cameron, New York Times bestselling author and America's no.1 humour columnist and sitcom writer's book will have women clutching their sides. You will wonder how the sexes ever got together. A brilliant, side-splitting fictional parody of the self-help genre that will have women roaring with laughter from America's newest comic genius. Bruce Cameron thought he was fine the way he was - being divorced and single was just a setback. Then the women in his life came up with a list of 178 things that needed improvement. (Bruce came up with 4, including 'need a new sports car'.) So begins a personal odyssey to change himself for the better. Along the way, Bruce discovers the horrors of feng shui, gets a dance lesson from his daughters ('through most of history, women who moved like this were burnt as witches') and becomes his cousin's birthing partner. There's a laugh on nearly every line and women will find some scenes very familiar - such as the ingenious tactics to avoid washing up, the one-upmanship of having a bigger and better gadget than your next-door neighbour, strange behaviour of the male species around a BBQ or the pile of dirty socks dumped just in front of - rather than inside - the laundry basket. So does Bruce - the Changed Man - find love? You'll have to wait and find out!