The Darwin Awards, The Descent of Man: Stupid Men from the Files of the Darwin Awards by Wendy Northcutt
In this volume, men meet their inner idiots as they test their testosterone levels by petting sharks, kissing snakes, chasing beer cans, and juggling hand grenades. Only when its too late do these would-be Alpha males realize that theyre actually Omega males, providing ample proof of a missing Why? chromosome.