All is revealed (well, not quite all - this is Scotland) in "The Cannae Sutra", a ground-breaking expose of the nation's best-kept secrets. The book contains previously unpublished historical material, along with helpful advice on ticklish subjects. Topics covered include: techniques, positions, rubberwear, bondage, group sex, sheep love, Scottish porn, secrets of the sporran, FAQs of Life, shortbread fingers, Gaelic symbols, cybersex, curling, and socks.