Single, coupled-up or married, this laugh-out-loud summer read is the perfect anecdote for the wedding season!

Rebecca has chosen the most luscious, five tiered, wedding cake. The engagement ring that she has selected is celebrity inspired. The wedding singer is on speed dial. He doesnt usually do Michael Bolton, but as its for a first dance hell make an exception. Father Maguire is checking dates for the parish church as we speak. The deposit on the white sand honeymoon is paid for in full on Barrys card. She has fallen for an ivory lace couture gown that is to die for. The down payment may require her to sell a left kidney, but it will be worth it. Isnt that why you have two?

Theres one teeny tiny problem. Its nothing, really. No need to panic! Its just that Barry has yet to propose. Says hes not ready! He can be a bit of a kill joy that way. Its time to face the harsh reality Rebecca is a bride without a groom!