Ben and Jack say: 'We live in a beautiful, enchanting world, a startling universe resplendent with a cornucopia of multitudinous delights - the laughter of a child; the first rainfall after an endless, sweltering summer; the twinkling reflection of a full moon over a calm midnight lake on a cool autumnal night; a freshly baked ciabatta, straight from a Tuscan oven, bristling with peppery salami and just-ripened avocado, coquettishly handed to you by an olive-skinned, raven-haired, nubile signorina. This much we know. Oh yeah, and there are some things that look like c**ks.'