Joe's wife Ellen has just announced she's pregnant - which is something of a shock, considering Joel's so anti-parenthood, he always wears two condoms just to be on the safe side. But he gulps, then prepares to accept the challenges ahead, even if it means selling his precious sax and looking for a steady job to provide for his offspring. But Ellen is nursing a little secret. She lied. And now she is in a race against time to get pregnant and fast, no matter what it takes. Then when Ellen, Joel, and Joel's womaniser friend Monk start scheming, there can only be one result: total and utter chaos...