How to Survive University by Clive Whichelow
At last, no more parents! But who's going to do your washing, and bail you out when you're short of cash? Hmm, you're going to need survival skills:
* Think positively: don't think of it as a student loan, think of it as the government's round (every night for three years).
* Be philosophical: if you deduct holidays, sleeping and eating time, there's only about three months of actual work.