In this guide to modern living, Bristow-Bovey points his poison pen at the Naked Chef. The Naked Chef taunts us with an impossible dream of how life could be. Cute! Simple! Tasty! With shiny utensils and a well-scrubbed kitchen and an endearing boyish lisp! And its all a lie. The fact is that very few modern men are the Naked Chef. This title is here to help modern men, and the women who love modern men, god bless them. This title is a guide to living as the modern man, and a guide to living with the modern man. It will help you be charming, attractive and a dab hand with the spatula, all without becoming a long-haired girlie-boy riding a Vespa.