Darren Walsh, the UK's first Pun Champion (TM) and the comedy circuit's Tallest Comedian (TM), debuts his first and greatest joke book encompassing four misspent years of scribbling and doodling. The punderful winner of the funiest joke of the 2015 Edinburgh festival.

Look upon these works and despair and/or giggle:

I just deleted all the German names off my phone. It's Hans free.

Went to my allotment and found that there was twice as much soil as there was the week before. The plot thickens.

Green men make me cross

'My nephew would like to borrow your Toy Story costume.'
'Oh, Woody?'

If Catwoman decided to go to Nepal, what would Catman do?

Got a free chimney the other day. It was on the house.

K e v i n (Kevin Spacey)