Trumpitude: The Secret Confessions of Donald's Brain by Ellis Henican
As seen on CNN!
You've heard the bonkers rally speeches. You've witnessed the pre-dawn Twitter-storms. Now comes the really scary part...the secret confessions of Donald's brain.
It's all here:
* How to choose the perfect supermodel wife. (Not too much English, please.)
* How to turn the U.S. presidency into a four-year product-placement campaign. (Why be bashful?)
* How to tweet like no one's looking. (Even if the whole world is.)
* When to quit listening to your closest relatives. (We'll have to get back to you on this one!)
Who says you can't out-Trump Trump? If Donald set the standard-really, how hard can it be? By the time we're finished, you'll be palling around with dictators and insulting beloved friends. Your future will be huge-er than you ever imagined. Your hair will defy all gravity-your ego too.
You've heard the bonkers rally speeches. You've witnessed the pre-dawn Twitter-storms. Now comes the really scary part...the secret confessions of Donald's brain.
It's all here:
* How to choose the perfect supermodel wife. (Not too much English, please.)
* How to turn the U.S. presidency into a four-year product-placement campaign. (Why be bashful?)
* How to tweet like no one's looking. (Even if the whole world is.)
* When to quit listening to your closest relatives. (We'll have to get back to you on this one!)
Who says you can't out-Trump Trump? If Donald set the standard-really, how hard can it be? By the time we're finished, you'll be palling around with dictators and insulting beloved friends. Your future will be huge-er than you ever imagined. Your hair will defy all gravity-your ego too.