'I have waited this long for Mr Right to turn up and I'm not about to start dropping standards. I'm not shallow; they don't have to be rich or good looking. But they MUST be funny, intelligent, sensitive, cultured, kind, sharp, preferably Jewish, popular, socially integrated, non-possessive, easy-going, accepting of me and my past, reasonably well dressed, sophisticated, generous, well read, excellent at sex, with a high sex-drive and of course, at least an average-sized cock. Now, you tell me, are any of these requests unreasonable? Isn't each of these qualities essential?'