Destiny's Boot by FJ Mitchell
When Live, laugh, larceny becomes Death, doom, destiny. Embarking on a salvage mission into the heart of the most treacherous mountain range in the Barsian Empire, the pirates aboard the sky ship Warrior know things are going to get wild. However, no-one suspects this contract is anything other than lucrative. But, with a perfectly placed punt, Destinys Boot launches the Warrior like a particularly oblivious seagull into the path of a whirling propeller. A cascade of horror awaits them. Undead wyverns, fanatical mages, and an ancient entity so powerful it has been locked away for centuries. In order to survive, the Warriors crew will have to multitask. Can they lick Risk in the eyeball while stealing Dangers wristwatch and treating Chaos to a makeover?