This manual for the modern man is a brilliantly witty, honest and down-to-earth guide, which tells you all the things your best friend can't. Drawing on centuries of male wisdom, it covers every conceivable situation, including: - How to hit a bullseye in darts - Know your beef - What to look for in a second hand car - Essential DIY tips - How to organise a stag do - How to give yourself a number one cut The perfect gift for any man who has ever struggled to tie a perfect tie or fix a U-bend.