Super Silly School Jokes by Gene Perret
Who knew school could be such a barrel of fun? The classroom becomes a laugh-room with these wacky jokes, riotous riddles, and loony excuses. For example: Johnny: Teacher, I don't have a pencil. Teacher: I want you to write 100 times, "I will come to school prepared." Johnny: With what? There are even giggles about those wonderful "out of school" experiences - otherwise known as holidays: Knock-Knock! Who's there? Midas! Midas who? Midas well relax--no school all summer! From silly students and zany teachers to quizzes, homework, and that mysterious canteen food - every joke will keep you laughing from the time the school bell rings in the morning till you're home free!