Is That Your Flap, Jack? by Ivor Cutler
dedication
With deep gratitude to Elaine Morgan,
author of The Descent of Woman, for
changing my understanding of man.
Samples
GROWING
You do not hear me when I say I love
you. You know what I mean, so you shut
off.
DISAPPOINTED
A woman once asked me what it was like
being a man. What kind of man? I asked.
She gave me all the details so I took off
all my clothes and showed her. As I
dressed I could see she was disappointed.
Is that it? she sighed. I'm afraid so, I
replied. To cheer me up, she told me
what it was like being a woman, and I
was a happy man for about three days till
the memory faded.