Spud and Smud: The Little Orphans, welcomes you to Hilltop Orphanage, and invites you to enter a childhood world where danger lurks around every corner, be it in the form of wolves, demons, ghosts or Nazi clowns. At Hilltop Orphanage, you will rub shoulders with the orphans' liver-guzzling guardian, femme fatales, scissor-wielding rabbits, psychotic twins and Baby Hitler. This is a place where anything can happen, and nothing ever does. In an age where AI-produced artwork is considered the worst thing to hit the creative arts, we bring you something even worse. Guaranteed to get your goat, castrate it, and turn it into soup; if you love being offended, then Spud and Smud: The Little Orphans is just the book for you. Not for miners, majors or anyone of a sensitive disposition!